effie: no there’s no wifi in the arena
i’m so excited for catching fire and mockingjay
we get to see gale being whipped, mags dying, katniss getting the tracker ripped out, peeta choking her, finnick getting his head ripped off and probably his body shredded to pieces by mutants, and prim blowing up omg yay
but it looks like she’s giving peeta a blowjob
France: Anyone heard from America lately?
Mexico: Same old, same old. They're still sending out children to fight to the death in a reality show.
UK: Shouldn't we do something about that?
China: Just leave them, at least they're not annoying us.
Peeta was probably lying there thinking he was going to die and then the announcement came that there can be two victors, his childhood crush is there and suddenly his face is in her boob