Happy 24th Birthday Jennifer Lawrence (August 15)
Everybody told me there were no spiders, so when I saw three, I started crying. Jungles are not easy when you’re afraid of everything. I think I am a legitimate alcoholic. No, what’s it called? An arachnophobic.
My advice will be stop taking so many selfies. I have seen a lot of selfies lately. I think they’re getting a little out of control.
When you don’t have anybody to take care of you, then you could go both ways: You could do whatever you want, or you could take charge and be your own parent.
I guess my main worry is that people will start hating what I hate about myself. I worry that everybody will think I am really annoying and just want me to shut up. Which would make so much sense because I annoy myself… I guess I want people to know that if they are annoyed with me, I get it, it’s totally cool. Please forgive me.
Jennifer Lawrence for Madame Figaro
Jennifer Lawrence for Esquire